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Monthly Archives:August 2018

Episode 370 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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with James Hazelden, Chris Tomkins and Brose Avard

Merry Christmas from the ChatFlix team!

To celebrate James. Chris and Brose discuss one of the most famous bad Christmas films ever; Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964).

Yes, the year the Beatles invaded the USA, GI Joe was invented and this film… so many things!

So, if you need to block out the noise of Last Christmas and avoid Whamaggeddon this year, plug in your noise cancelling earbuds and listen to our LATEST EPISODE! Available for your listening pleasure NOW all for FREE!

Episode 369 The Wicker Man (2006)

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with Man Bites God (James Hazelden. Mark Woodward and Chris Tomkins) and Brose Avard

The bees, the bees!

Not only is Neil LaBute’s 2006 remake of the 1973 masterpiece with the same name unnecessary, not only is it ham fisted and not only is it badly acted, shot and scored, if you watch the wrong version of the film, you won’t even see the most famous scene with Nicolas Cage.

Brose has assembled the cultish Man Bites God to discuss this mid-naughties, smoking trash pile in a conversation that is almost as long and infinitely more entertaining than the film!

Buy your way onto a cargo plane, sneak onto Summerisle and listen to our  LATEST EPISODE! Available for your listening pleasure NOW all for FREE!

Episode 368 Star Trek: The Motion Picture

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with Chris Pearson, Luciano Parissi, Jarrod Welsh and Brose Avard

Somewhere out there… thataway (motions to space) in the 2270s, a mysterious and immensely powerful alien cloud known as V’Ger approaches Earth, destroying everything in its path. The human adventure is just beginning in… Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Brose-Unit resumes command of the Starship Chatflix in order to intercept, discuss and hopefully stop it with some assistance from carbon-based units Jazz & Looch and joined for the FIRST TIME ever by Trekker Chris Pearson

Ahead warp one to our LATEST EPISODE! Available for your listening pleasure NOW all for FREE

Episode 367 The Wicker Man (1973)

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with James Hazelden and Brose Avard

A missing girl, a puritan policeman, a Pagan community and a man… made from wicker combine to produce a mystery film with a horrific outcome in Robin Hardy’s The Wicker Man (1973).

Virginal Brose flies his seaplane to a Scottish island t James and his raffish Pagan cult members confuse, tempt and distract him in a ritualistic episode of ChatFlix.

Round up your hobby horse, dress the fool and pop in your headphones and LISTEN to our BRAND NEW episode NOW! All completely FREE!

Episode 364 The Shining

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with Zak Hepburn, Ben Vains and Brose Avard

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Only in Stanley Kubrick’s epic Nightmare of horror, The Shining (1980)

Brose accepts a caretaker job at the ol’ Overlook Hotel where he, along with Ben and ABC’s own film critic, Zak Hepburn must live isolated from the rest of the world for the winter… but they aren’t prepared for the madness that lurks within

No need to break down doors with an axe, rather pop in your headphones and listen to our BRAND NEW episode RIGHT NOW! All completely for FREE!!

Episode 363 The Addams Family Values

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with Kayleigh Elborn, Allan Aldworth, Ben Vains and Brose Avard

Get creepy, kooky, mysterious & spooky all over again when members of the fam get up to more macabre antics in the Barry Sonnenfeld sequel; The Addams Family Values! (1993)

Brose welcomes the arrival of The Addams Family baby boy, Pubert. Allan & Ben are shipped off to summer camp and Nanny / Black Widow, Kayleigh plots to marry (and murder) their wealthy Uncle.

Pop on your spooktacular best, click your fingers together and join us for our LATEST episode this Halloween season! Available NOW!!

Episode 362 Scream VI

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with Stuart Wilson, James Hazelden and Brose Avard

The survivors of the last Ghostface killing spree, leave Woodsboro in their rearview mirror starting a fresh chapter in the Big Apple for a whole other slew of kills in; Scream VI (2023)

Brose, Stu and James take a stab at the sequel to Scream (2022) which is also the sixth in the franchise but it’s New York, which means, new rules. New brutal and relentless rules.

 Embrace this spooky season, don’t answer the phone, pop on your headphones and listen to our LATEST episode TODAY! Available right NOW!

Episode 361 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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with Ben Vains, Stuart Wilson and Brose Avard

A famed adventurer is recruited by the British Empire for their League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in order to find the a cunning villain before he ignites a world war in an adventure in a league of its own; The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Stu is an extraordinary spy & hunter. Ben is an immortal, vampiric beast. With Brose’s gentlemanly roguish, scientific smarts they’ll chat this flick that teams characters culled from great adventure literature of yesteryear for a brand new adventure… that’s loosely based on the comic book series of the same name by Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill

Pop in your headphones and jump aboard The Nautilus for our latest episode. Available now

Episode 360 Event Horizon

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with Stuart Wilson, Ben Vains and Brose Avard

A ship has been lost in space for 7 years (a little more than a three hour cruise!) and the team from Lewis and Clark (no, not Lois and Clark) have been sent to rescue the crew and the: Event Horizon (1997).

With Rescue Technician Shaun and Chief Engineer Harry on board, Commanding Officer Brose is trying to stymie a mild demonic possession and salvage the long lost spaceship.

So jump into your pressurised suit, enter the airlock, pop in your headphones and tune into LATEST episode TODAY! AVAILABLE NOW! All for you, completely for FREE!!

Episode 359 Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

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with Allan Aldworth, Ben Vains and Brose Avard

He’s been called the drifter, also the shape shifter, the master chef, the chameleon, the problem child, the hard one, the white Indian, the giant midget, regardless he is definitely Guilty as Charged. Dewey Cox follows a long, hard walk to music stardom in the up-and-down-and-up-again musical biopic parody: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Life made Brose tough. Love made Allam strong. Music made Ben hard. Together they’ll chat changing musical styles, becoming addicted to nearly every drug and bouts of uncontrollable rage.

So whether you’re a Black Sheep or a Big Daddy, Take My Hand, pop in your headphones and come on this Beautiful Ride with our LATEST episode, available NOW! All for FREE!!